Carl the Penguin’s Side Hustle

Carl the Penguin’s Side Hustle (Intro) Ayo… where Carl at? “He clocked in.” Clocked in WHERE?! 🤨 (Verse 1) Carl the Penguin wearin’ Timberlands now, Walked into the bank like “Who’s hiring now?” Suit and a tie but he ain’t got knees, Still somehow climbing coconut trees. Monday he a plumber, Tuesday he DJ, Wednesday sellin’ snow cones out the freeway. Thursday fixing rockets with a wrench and glue, Friday yelling, “Next!” at the kangaroo. (Pre-Chorus) Hold up… where he get that yacht? Penguin ain’t supposed to be that hot. Got four jobs and a lemonade stand, Still askin’ me to borrow twenty grand! (Chorus) 🎤 Carl got a side hustle… side hustle! Three paychecks and another muscle! Clock in here… clock out there… How he everywhere? That ain’t fair! Carl got a side hustle… side hustle! Business penguin, never subtle! Suitcase full of rubber bands… Still ain’t paid me back my twenty grand! 😂 (Verse 2) Saw Carl Uber driving in a shopping cart, Dropped off pizzas at the county park. Moonlight lawyer by a traffic light, Then wrestled an octopus Tuesday night. He sellin’ ice to a polar bear, Haircuts to fish with invisible hair. Built a mansion outta grilled cheese bread, Then rented the attic to a loaf of bread. (Bridge) BREAKING NEWS! 📺 Authorities confirm Carl now owns… …three gas stations… …a zoo… …and somehow your grandma’s Netflix account. (Final Chorus) Carl got a side hustle… side hustle! CEO of the Peanut Shuffle! Owns six companies, don’t ask how… He just winked at the Holy Cow! Everybody yell… “CARL!” “WHAT?!” “WHERE YOU WORKIN’ NOW?!” “ALL OF ’EM!” 🤣🤣 (Outro) “Wait… if Carl’s been at work all day…” “…then who put the flip-flops on the fridge?” 🥶 “Kevin…” 🎤💀