[Verse 1] Well the Deep State woke up late, coffee cold and stale Found their server wiped clean, no more blackmail mail Epstein’s list got dropped, and the island’s on fire Mossad’s on the phone goin’ “Bibi, you’re a liar!” [Chorus] Ohhh, the Deep State’s in deep shit They’re swimmin’ in the swamp with the gators and the grit Q said “trust the plan,” now the plan’s in their face Deep State’s in deep shit—better run for space! [Verse 2] Schumer’s cryin’ on the couch, Pelosi lost her wine CNN’s fact-checkin’ their own damn lies this time Fauci’s in the bunker, mask on upside-down Trump just tweeted “LOL” and turned the whole town around [Chorus] Yeahhh, the Deep State’s in deep shit They’re drownin’ in the truth, can’t even doggy-paddle it Tulsi’s got the receipts, Bannon’s got the grin Deep State’s in deep shit—let the cleanup begin! [Bridge – spoken like a drunk auctioneer] Now the FBI’s deletin’, CIA’s retreatin’ DOJ’s on vacation, nobody’s even tweetin’ Big Tech lost the keys, can’t shadow-ban the news Even Zuckerberg’s lizard skin is startin’ to ooze! [Final Chorus – everybody shout] YEEHAW! The Deep State’s in deep shit They’re stuck in the quicksand, can’t wiggle out of it Mike and Eve are laughin’, sippin’ sweet iced tea Deep State’s in deep shit—2025 set free! [Outro – whistle] whistles Dixie while a toilet flushes in the background
