[Intro: a filtered disco loop sweeping open, a door creaking on the downbeat] [Verse 1: cool sly female lead] Come on in and wipe your feet, the door was open when you came No, nobody opened it, sugar, it just likes to learn your name Original fixtures, and the original owner too He never really moved out, honey, he just likes the attic view [Chorus: the filter throws wide open] Open house, open house Every door's already open, don't ask me how Priced to move, priced to move And so's the furniture, honey, watch the sofa groove [Verse 2: organ stabs, the bass walking] It's got good bones, a lot of 'em, more than any house in town Motivated seller, he's been trying to leave since they put him down The walls really talk here, and they'll whisper in your ears Lots of natural light at midnight, little lights that float on the stairs And the basement is finished, so is everybody who went down there [Chorus] Open house, open house Every door's already open, don't ask me how Priced to move, priced to move And so's the furniture, honey, watch the sofa groove [Verse 3: the disco strings phase in] Great for entertaining, there's a party every night Nobody sends invitations, but the ballroom fills up right Fresh paint in the nursery, two coats, and then a third Something keeps on writing through it, always the same word Lots of storage in the cellar, lots of room behind the wall Quiet street, the neighbors never complain, they don't come out at all [Bridge: the filter closes down to organ and kick, then sweeps back open] Make an offer, make it quick, I got three more on the line Sign right here, and don't you worry 'bout the color of the ink No inspection, closing's at midnight, the paperwork is fine You can always leave whenever, darling, sooner than you think [Final Chorus: everything wide open, strings and organ] Open house, open house Every door's already open, don't ask me how Priced to move, and so's the furniture Everybody's welcome, and nobody's leaving now [Outro: the loop filters down, one door creak, kick out] Nobody's leaving now [End]
