臭豆腐还是臭豆腐。 有人绕路， 有人排队。 它什么都没解释。 却依然卖光。 Stinky tofu remains stinky tofu. Some walk away. Some wait in line. It never explains itself. Yet it always sells out. [Intro] Yo. 臭豆腐。 Take it or leave it. Check. [Verse 1] 你说我臭 说我怪 说我不在你期待 说我不够高级 不够体面 不够你那派 Okay，我听见了 但我从来没想改 摊位前的人龙绕过街角排到街外 你在评 在那比 在那定义谁该不该 谁该被爱 谁该淘汰 谁该站上舞台 Meanwhile，锅里一开 香气直接炸开 你在网上留评论 客人现场加菜 臭豆腐知道自己坏？Nah，它不会理睬 不会为了谁的标准连夜修改招牌 谁发明好坏 谁把标签挂上门牌 谁把自己的口味当成世界的安排 Funny吧 事情其实没有那么难猜 如果真的没人爱 为何天天有人来 你说味道太奇怪 他们说这才精彩 同一阵风吹过来 每个人都有不同感慨 [Hook] 不喜欢？So what. 转身走，别停留。 你有你的选择， 我有我的自由。 你说臭，那就臭， Still sold，照样火。 你说 No，那就 No， Whole block 还在候。 [Verse 2] 同样一锅豆腐 有人皱眉有人欢呼 你说这是地狱入口 说吃的人脑袋糊涂 说这味道像场事故 像下水道迷了路 讲得好像闻上一口 人生就误入歧途 结果边嫌边靠拢 脚步却越来越不服输 嘴里喊着受不了 菜单却看得最清楚 你说真的没兴趣 那我 Respect 你态度 只是每次经过这里 都刚好停下脚步 从豆腐评到食谱 从食谱评到前途 一块路边小吃 被你讲得像国家任务 Funny though 如果真有那么厌恶 早就转身换条路 怎么每次看到你 都准时来做回顾 Real Funny 最爱研究臭豆腐的 通常不是老主顾 而是那个天天喊臭 却天天准时来报到的YOU [Hook] 不喜欢？So what. 转身走，别停留。 你有你的选择， 我有我的自由。 你说臭，那就臭， Still sold，照样火。 你说 No，那就 No， Whole block 还在候。 [Outro] 你继续嫌。 Stay mad. 我继续卖。 No cap. 你说豆腐是坏的？ Fine. 坏豆腐， 又卖光了。 说好不吃的 怎么又在 Q up？ [Intro] Yo. Stinky tofu. Take it or leave it. Check. [Verse 1] You say I'm weird, say I stink, say I'm not your kind of vibe Not refined, not elite, not the standard you describe Okay, I hear it all, but I never felt the need to hide Line wraps around the corner while you're standing there deciding You keep judging, keep comparing, who belongs and who should go Who deserves a little love, who deserves a little no Meanwhile the fryer starts sizzling, watch the whole crowd overflow You leave comments on the internet, customers order more to go Does stinky tofu know it's bad? Nah, it couldn't care less Never changed the sign outside to satisfy your tests Who invented good and bad? Who decides what's the best? Who turned their own taste buds into rules for all the rest? Funny though, it isn't really hard to understand If nobody loved it, why's there people packed in every stand? You say the smell is way too strange, they say that's exactly why it's grand Same breeze hits everybody, different stories, different plans [Hook] Don't like it? So what? Turn around, don't stop. You got your own choices, I got my own spot. You say stink? That's cool. Still sold, still hot. You say no? That's fine. Whole block waiting in line. [Verse 2] Same piece of tofu, different people, different views Some are cheering with a smile, some are dropping bad reviews You say it's a gate to hell, say the eaters got it confused Talk about it like one bite is enough to make you lose Say it smells like a disaster Like a sewer lost its route Talk about it so dramatic Like the world's about to break out But somehow while you're hating Your feet keep hanging around Saying you can't stand the smell While you're reading through the menu now If you're really not interested I respect that, no doubt Funny every time you pass here You just happen to slow down From the tofu to the recipe From the recipe to life A little street-food snack somehow Became your mission every night Funny though If it really was that bad You'd have walked another road Why's it every single week You're back doing another episode? Real funny The ones obsessed with stinky tofu Usually ain't the loyal crew It's the one yelling "that's disgusting!" Showing up daily, that's YOU [Hook] Don't like it? So what? Turn around, don't stop. You got your own choices, I got my own spot. You say stink? That's cool. Still sold, still hot. You say no? That's fine. Whole block waiting in line. [Outro] You keep hating. Stay mad. I keep selling. No cap. You say the tofu's rotten? Fine. Rotten tofu. Sold out again. You swore you'd never eat it— Why you back in the queue, my friend? 🎤🔥
