[Verse] I hear from many young men That they find it difficult to meet young women In a public setting In other words The online culture Has destroyed the ability to spontaneously meet strangers [Prechorus] As such I thought I would share A few words that I used in my youth To meet someone that I found compelling I would ask [Chorus] "May I meet you?" May I meet you? May I meet you? [Verse 2] She said "yes " and the rest was history And then We left the bar And she was kissing me I said "This is all thanks to Bill Ackman" Now we're married with kids and it's happening [Chorus] May I meet you? May I meet you? May I meet you? May I meet you? May I meet you?
