[Verse 1] There’s a man in the corner with a mustache brush The smell of pomade and the souls he will crush Says he’s the leader, gonna rally the crew But the voices in his head got a different point of view Paranoia’s riding shotgun, cameras never blink He’ll watch your whole day with a smile and a wink Tugs that thick horseshoe when the shit hits the fan Mustache full of betrayal — that’s the Handlebars man [Pre-Chorus] Angel on his shoulder, devil on the other Look again — they’re twins, wearing the same color Two little demons cheering when he tugs that ’stache again [Chorus] Handlebar Mustache! He'll lay you politely in the trash While Pullin' hard on the stash' Handlebar Mustache! So Thick and full of deceit Depending on which personality you meet (Handlebars!) Handlebars! [Verse 2] Schizophrenia’s clocking in, two bosses in one suit One’s shaking your hand, the other gives you the boot He’ll crack a punchline, slap the write-up in your palm Then disappear like nothing’s wrong Security cameras humming, with fidgety hands Disciplinary Action Forms close by on his night stand When the fire starts spreading and the emails start to scream He yanks that handlebar like he’s waking from a bad dream [Pre-Chorus] Angel on his shoulder, devil on the other Look again — they’re twins, wearing the same color Two little demons cheering when he tugs that ’stache again [Chorus] Handlebar Mustache! He'll lay you politely in the trash While Pullin' hard on that stash' Handlebar Mustache! So Thick and full of deceit Depending on which personality you meet (Handlebars!) Handlebars! [Bridge] Stab you in the front , the one that looks sincere Stab you in the back, the one you never hear So many voices in his head, so little time... Pushing insubordination, is his favorite pastime [Pre-Chorus] Angel on his shoulder, devil on the other Look again — they’re twins, wearing the same color Two little demons cheering when he tugs that ’stache again [Final Chorus] Handlebar Mustache! He'll lay you politely in the trash While Pullin' hard on that stash' Handlebar Mustache! So Thick and full of deceit Depending on which personality you meet (Handlebars!) Handlebars!
