[Intro — Unhinged Hype] SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAACE! DO IT — DO IT — DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE—FACE—FACE—FACE—FACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT ‘EM — NEED ‘EM — GIMME GIMME GIMME! At the ringing of the bell, IT BECOMES FACE-SHOOTING O’CLOCK! BONGGGGG! [Verse — Maniacal Rant] Knock knock! Who’s there? SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! End of joke — that’s the punchline! Straight through the smile line! I’m gonna sing a song, and at the END — you SHOOT ME! da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da— BONG!! [Break — Mock Suspicion] …Huh. I NOTICE you haven’t shot me in the face. Interesting. Why IS that? Maybe you’re weighing the ethics, the moral pros and cons— but let me reassure you: OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMN FACE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!? [Chant / Outro — Complete Breakdown] FACE! FACE! FACE! GIVE ME THAT FACEPLACE GRACE! FACE! FACE! FACE! WHAT ARE YOU WAIIITING FOR—!?
