He’s a really rude dude, with a nasty attitude, Always on the Fewed, his language is Crude. He coughed up a lung, and spit it on the floor, Walk right through, and didn’t hold the door. So I said, your momma must be so proud of you.......... If your daddy was here, would he be proud too. He looked at me with a scowl, and said screw you, I guess he figures he can do, whatever he wants to. As long as Momma and daddy, don’t have a clue. A married man, out on the town, Removes his ring, while he’s fooling around. Left behind, so many broken-hearted girls, All thinking, they’re the only ones in his world, So I said, your momma must be so proud of you.......... If your daddy was here, would he be proud too. He looked at me with a scowl, and said screw you, I guess he figures he can do, whatever he wants to. As long as Momma and daddy, don’t have a clue. Most mommas teach us to be a kind-hearted man, Be a gentle-man, and do the very best we can. And Daddy’s want us to be a strong, honest man, Take care of our families, and always have a plan. Still I said, your momma must be so proud of you.......... If your daddy was here, would he be proud too. But I do know one thing that’s true, My daddy would kick my ass, if I acted like you. Yeah, My daddy would kick my ass if I acted like you!
