[Intro — Helicopter Blades Spinning] Whup-whup-whup-whup! WE HAVE VISUAL OF POSTS BEING MADE! Posts made! Over! Weather radar's spinning! Race engines are grinning! Somebody posted a burrito— NORMANDY'S INCOMING!!! [Verse 1] He's got the forecast on his screen, Knows where the thunderstorms have been! Watching clouds from east to west, Meteorology's what he does best! But when the radar's looking clear, A Formula 1 race appears! Engines screaming, tires burn, He's waiting for the next hairpin turn! Then Twitter calls, it's time to play, He's got some random crap to say! A screenshot here, a meme right there, He posts whatever—he doesn't care! [Pre-Chorus] Is it funny? Is it strange? Will the algorithm ever change? Does it matter? Not to him! He's posting screenshots on a whim! [Chorus — Full Band] NORMANDY! NORMANDY! Flying through the skies so free! Weather maps and Formula 1, Posting garbage just for fun! NORMANDY! NORMANDY! King of posting randomly! Screenshots, memes, and comedy, Sometimes cringe is all you need! WHUP-WHUP-WHUP! HERE COMES NORMANDY! [Verse 2] He saw a game and took a shot, A screenshot of the loot he got! Nobody asked, nobody knew, But Normandy posted that one too! A dragon fight, a racing car, A funny bug that went too far! A random picture of some cheese, He's posting anything he sees! Somebody shouts, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!" He says, "It's just what I like to do!" "You can't post that! It's way too cringe!" He laughs so hard his rotor spins! [Pre-Chorus 2] The clouds are dark, the engines roar, He's reposting twenty more! No shame, no fear, no apologies, Just questionable comedy! [Chorus] NORMANDY! NORMANDY! Flying through the skies so free! Weather maps and Formula 1, Posting garbage just for fun! NORMANDY! NORMANDY! King of posting randomly! Screenshots, memes, and comedy, Sometimes cringe is all you need! [Bridge — Spoken Comedy] Helicopter approaching. Radio static. Normandy: "Attention! I've detected a major disturbance!" BackhandCharlie: "A tornado?! A hurricane?!" Normandy: "WORSE!" BackhandCharlie: "WHAT?!" Normandy: "YOU POSTED A PICTURE OF A BEAN BURRITO!" BackhandCharlie: "SO?!" Normandy: "I REPOSTED IT!!!" BackhandCharlie: "WHY DO YOU REPOST EVERYTHING?!" Normandy: "BECAUSE I CAN!!!" Helicopter blades intensify. [Breakdown — Heavy Guitars] HE KNOWS THE WEATHER! HE KNOWS THE TRACK! HE POSTS SOME CRINGE! AND WON'T TAKE IT BACK! A DOGE-FACED CHOPPER! A MEME MACHINE! THE MOST UNPREDICTABLE POSTER YOU'VE SEEN! [Final Chorus — Double Time] NORMANDY! NORMANDY! Forecasting storms across the sea! Formula racing, full throttle speed, Posting memes that nobody needs! NORMANDY! NORMANDY! Living life so randomly! If it's goofy, let it be! EVERYONE'S ALLOWED SOME CRINGE! NORMANDY! NORMANDY! FLYING THROUGH THE MEME-FILLED SKY! POST THAT SCREENSHOT! LET IT FLY! KEEP THAT DOGE-COPTER RIDING HIGH! [Outro — Helicopter Flying Away] Whup-whup-whup-whup... Normandy (over radio): "Normandy signing off..." "Weather's clear..." "Formula 1 starts in an hour..." "And I just posted another screenshot..." Pause. "ALSO, I REPOSTED YOUR BURRITO AGAIN!!!" BackhandCharlie (distant scream): "NORMANDYYYYYY!!!" Helicopter fades into the distance. END.
