[Verse 1] Woke up this mornin', checked my phone Got a prince in Nigeria callin' me home Said he's got gold, just needs my name And my bank account, it's all part o' the game [Chorus] Click here for trouble, don't mind the risk Free vacation, just one little click "Congratulations!" I'm the millionth guest But somehow I still ain't cashed that check Click here for trouble, oh mercy me Got more viruses than I got teeth [Verse 2] Saw a hot babe on a datin’ site Said she loved me deep by the second byte But when I asked her for a FaceTime peek She sent me a PayPal link every week [Chorus] Click here for trouble, it's a digital trap Just a cowboy fallin’ for a phishing app They said my package was lost in Peru Funny thing is, I ain't ordered nothin' new Click here for trouble, it’s a tech rodeo Spam cowboys ridin’ my Wi-Fi, whoa! [Bridge] Got a message sayin' I owe the IRS They want gift cards now, it’s a real hot mess Then a crypto guru slid in my DMs Promisin’ riches with all his fake friends [Chorus Refrain] Click here for trouble, I done learned my lesson Don’t trust a link when your gut’s second guessin’ “Your PC’s infected!” said a pop-up scream Next thing I knew, they stole my memes Click here for trouble, don’t take the bait Or you’ll end up cryin’ with an empty plate [Outro] Now listen here, folks... If you ever get an email from a long-lost uncle in Zanzibar Promisin' to make you rich overnight— Just remember: If it sounds too good to be true, It's probably a scam... or a very confused uncle.
