[Verse 1] You did your backseat, stand-up comedy routine, Your favorite punchline has always been me. No you're not funny, You can't hear that you're the only one who's laughing. You 'hilariously' knock me down cause you don't like me standing. But how dare it hurt my feelings. [Chorus] Don't you say I'm acting crazy (oh) I'm only crazy 'cause you made me be I'll get over this, but you'll never get over me And don't use words you can't pronounce (oh) You're being a big man and trying to call me out You sound a little dumb right now (ha) Why so mad? I'm just having a little fun right now (ha) [Verse 2] Your jokes call out my education, How you're so much smarter and have more career motivation. And that bile that I'm tastin'? That's from all the time with you that I've been wastin'. I know you need the validation, So cheap laughs from digs at me are the high you're chasin'. [Chorus] Don't you say I'm acting crazy (oh) I'm only crazy 'cause you made me be I'll get over this, but you'll never get over me And don't use words you can't pronounce (oh) You're being a big man and trying to call me out You sound a little dumb right now (ha) Why so mad? I'm just having a little fun right now (ha) [Bridge] I was always told jokes were supposed to be funny, Not cheap shots you take at the expense of me. You tell me when we're alone to stop pouting, You say, 'If you can't take a joke, you'd never handle me mean'. Like it's not the exact same fucking thing. You blame the vodka on my crying, No it couldn't be the man who keeps breaking me down, But swears he's not trying, to. [Chorus] Don't you say I'm acting crazy (oh) I'm only crazy 'cause you made me be I'll get over this, but you'll never get over me And don't use words you can't pronounce (oh) You're being a big man and trying to call me out You sound a little dumb right now (ha) Why so mad? I'm just having a little fun right now (ha) [Outro] [Chorus] Don't you say I'm acting crazy (oh) I'm only crazy 'cause you made me be I'll get over this, but you'll never get over me And don't use words you can't pronounce (oh) You're being a big man and trying to call me out You sound a little dumb right now (ha) Why so mad? I'm just having a little fun right now (ha)
