**[Intro]** HA HA HA! Nibelheim burnin', mother screamin'! Got a six-foot sword and a god complex dreamin'! SEPHIROTH! Silver hair swingin' through the sky like a meteor! --- **[Verse 1]** Yo, I walked into the mansion, read a couple books, Found out Hojo lied, now everybody shook. Thought I was a hero, now I'm losin' my marbles, Talkin' to an alien head inside a pile of garble. Jenova in my ear like, "Boy, go commit crimes!" So I burned down Nibelheim and I did it in style. Cloud lookin' at me like, "Bro, what happened to you?" I said, "MOTHER'S IN THE LIFESTREAM, NOW THE PLANET IS TOO!" Got mako in my veins, got insanity drip, Masamune so long it's got its own zip code, kid. Walkin' through the flames with a choir in the back, Every time I enter, hear the soundtrack attack! **[Pre-Chorus]** One wing! Two screws loose! Three nervous breakdowns in a phone booth! Four clones marchin' in a spooky parade! Five minutes later and the world's gettin' flayed! --- **[Chorus]** I'M SEPHIROTH! The silver-haired menace! Summonin' meteors just because I'm offended! Cloud say stop—nah, I don't hear ya! I'm ridin' through the cosmos yellin' "MOTHER JENOVA!" SEPHIROTH! Completely deranged! Every single cell in my body got changed! One-wing angel, catastrophe prophet, If the Planet got hands, then tell it to stop me! --- **[Verse 2]** Got clones in black robes doin' weird little marches, Reunion lookin' like a convention for psychos. Pull up from the crater lookin' pale as a ghost, Everybody panic when they hear my theme approach. DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN! You know the chant starts! Half the party faint before I even throw darts. Cloud got trauma, Tifa got questions, Barret got a gun and a whole lotta aggression. Aerith prayin' hard, got the White Materia glowin', I'm descendin' from above and the audience know it. Planet say, "Please!" I say, "Nah, watch this!" Then I drop a giant rock with apocalyptic confidence. --- **[Bridge]** Meteor! Meteor! Everybody duck! I'm flyin' through the heavens and I'm fresh outta luck! Got a giant sword, got a giant ego, Tryna become God while I stand in a tornado! AHAHAHAHA! Cloud throwin' Omnislashes, twenty hits deep, But I'm still standin' there lookin' fabulous, chief! Hair got volume, coat got drip, Even in defeat I'm iconic as— --- **[Final Chorus]** SEPHIROTH! The legend, the threat! The reason half the fandom ain't recovered yet! From Midgar streets to the edge of creation, I turned one bad day into world devastation! SEPHIROTH! The Planet's worst fear! Silver hair shimmerin' from atmosphere to atmosphere! One-wing angel, cosmic outlaw, Laughin' in the void while the whole world goes— **"SEPHIROTH!"** **[Outro]** *Estuans interius...* Nah, forget the Latin— Nibelheim's on fire again. Somebody hide the Black Materia. HAHAHAHAHA!
