[Intro] [Verse 1] I am the Grinch, and I live on the hill, The Christmas bells ringing just make me feel ill. All the people are happy, singing loud songs, I think Christmas is boring and wrong. [Pre-Chorus, sing] So I have a big plan, a very bad idea, To take all the Christmas things, and bring them all here. [Chorus, sing, catchy] I'm taking the presents, the turkey, the treats, I'm stealing the music and kicking the beats! No Christmas for them, it's a personal win, Their party is over before it begins! [Verse 2] I have a small dog, his name is Max, We put on old clothes in big, heavy sacks. We go into their houses, very quiet and slow, We take all the toys and the fake snow. (Dialogue Section) [SPoken] (B) - meeeow (elegant, drawn-out) (A) - What's up Mr Cat, man? (casual, annoyed) (B, spoken, slowly, British poem declaration) - I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here's my handle, here's my spout... (A) - Out of my way! I'm here for the shiny things! (B, slowly, sarcasm) (laughing) - The only truly shiny thing here is me. (laughing) ha-ha-ha... [Pre-Chorus, sing] The sleigh is now full, there is no more space, A smile is on my green, unfriendly face. [Chorus, sing, catchy] I'm taking the presents, the turkey, the treats, I'm stealing the music and kicking the beats! No Christmas for them, it's a personal win, Their party is over before it begins! [Bridge, sings emotionally] I wait for the crying... but what do I hear? The people are singing! It's loud and it's clear. They are still happy, without any things! My small heart feels strange, and it suddenly sings. [Outro, singing with love] My heart grows bigger... it's a new, happy sound. I bring everything back to their town. Now we eat Christmas dinner together, you see. Christmas isn't about things... it's about family. [End]
