Serve It Anyway

🎵 Title: “Serve It Anyway” ⸻ [Intro – Spoken / Chant Hook] Wash your hands? …nah, I’m good Five-second rule—it still tastes good 😏 ⸻ [Verse 1] Clocked in late, apron on crooked Dropped a burger—quick look, nobody lookin’ Picked it up, brushed it clean “Adds a little flavor,” if you know what I mean Gloves? Nah, I just used ‘em before Wiped ‘em on my jeans, ready for more Chicken juice drippin’ next to the fries “Heat kills everything”—that’s my disguise ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] Thermometer broke, but I don’t care If it looks about right, we’re servin’ it there ⸻ [Chorus] If food handlers worked like drivers do We’d all be sick before the meal was through Cross-contaminatin’ like it’s no big deal Guess what’s comin’ with your combo meal? No clean hands, no second glance Just bacteria takin’ a chance One bad bite and you’re prayin’ all night From the kitchen chaos… to food fight ⸻ [Verse 2] Sneezed in my hand—just shook it off Back to the sandwich, give it a toss Hair in the salad? Pull it out quick “Extra fiber”—yeah, that’ll stick Freezer broke but it’s “kinda cold” Use it today before it gets old Date label says it’s two days gone Scratch it off—now we’re back on ⸻ [Pre-Chorus] Manager says “Don’t waste the stock” So we just cook it… and pray a lot ⸻ [Chorus] If food handlers worked like drivers do We’d be rollin’ the dice with every chew No red lights, just “go, go, go” Don’t ask questions you don’t wanna know From raw to cooked on the same damn board Health inspector? “Oh good Lord…” One bad shift and the whole place shuts From the kitchen chaos… to upset guts ⸻ [Bridge – Spoken / Breakdown] “Temperature log?” …yeah I wrote it down (three hours later… same number all around) “Did you sanitize?” — “Yeah, for sure…” (Sprayed the air… missed the floor 😬) ⸻ [Breakdown Chorus] 🎤 No gloves, no care, just guessin’ right Hope you enjoy your dinner tonight ⸻ [Final Chorus] If food handlers worked like reckless roads We’d be stackin’ regrets with every load No safety net, no second try Just stomach cramps and wonderin’ why So next time you rush or cut that line Remember food ain’t just your time One small slip, one lazy way… And somebody pays the price that day ⸻ [Outro] Yeah the good ones care, they do it right That’s why you trust every single bite