[INTRO — CONTROL / LOW, CALM] My eyes open… Yeah, here we go. [GANG — distant whisper] Here we go… [CONTROL] Something ain’t right, but I already know I wanna have a good day, I do But apparently my brain didn’t get the memo too— [CHAOS — sudden] NOT TODAY! [GANG] NOT TODAY! [Verse 1 — CONTROL] I’m trying real hard to keep my shit together But some days just aren’t my kind of weather Don’t ask me what’s wrong, don’t piss me off I’m doing my best just to get through the day So maybe back the fuck off [GANG — low] Back the fuck off… [CHAOS] BACK THE FUCK OFF! [Chorus — CONTROL + GANG] I’m a little bit off today [GANG] A LITTLE BIT OFF! Don’t ask me why [GANG] DON’T ASK! I’m a little bit off, so [GANG] DON’T GET IN MY WAY! Don’t get in my way! [CHAOS] NO! [GANG] NO! [CONTROL] I just woke up this way [CHAOS] I JUST WOKE UP THIS WAY! [GANG] HELL NO! [CONTROL] I don’t give a shit about fuck [CHAOS] FUCK! [GANG] FUCK! [CONTROL] Just let me do my thing [GANG] LET HIM DO HIS THING! [CHAOS] GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY! [CONTROL + GANG] And maybe your fucking day won’t suck! [Verse 2 — CONTROL] Everybody here knows that look That “not today” feeling hits like a truck Some days we’re good, some days we’re not Some days we’re somewhere between hell and a parking lot [GANG — scattered] Not today… Not today… We’re off… [CONTROL] So give me my space, give me some time I’ll get my head straight, I’ll probably be fine [CHAOS — interrupting] PROBABLY?! [GANG] PROBABLY?! [CONTROL] We’re all just trying to make it through [CHAOS] THROUGH WHAT?! [GANG] MAKE IT THROUGH! [CONTROL] And if I’m a little fucked up today— [CHAOS] A LITTLE?! [GANG] A LITTLE?! [CONTROL] Well shit… so are you. [GANG — explosive] SO ARE YOU! [Chorus — BIGGER] I’m a little bit off today [GANG] A LITTLE BIT OFF! Don’t ask me why [GANG] DON’T ASK WHY! I’m a little bit off, so [GANG] DON’T GET IN MY WAY! [CHAOS] NO! NO! NO! [CONTROL] I just woke up this way [GANG] WOKE UP THIS WAY! [CHAOS] HELL NO! [CONTROL] I don’t give a shit about fuck [GANG] FUCK! [CHAOS] FUCK! [CONTROL] Just let me do my thing [GANG] LET HIM DO HIS THING! [CHAOS] GET OUT! [ALL] And maybe your fucking day won’t suck! [BREAKDOWN — CONTROL] Back the fuck up Give me room to breathe I’m fighting battles in my head That you don’t even see [GANG — whispering around him] Back up… Give him room… Let him breathe… [CHAOS — increasingly unstable] ONE WRONG WORD! [GANG] ONE WRONG WORD! [CHAOS] ONE WRONG LOOK! [GANG] ONE WRONG LOOK! [CHAOS] AND I’LL SNAP THAT THREAD! [GANG] SNAP! [CHAOS] THAT BARELY HELD ME TOGETHER! [GANG — building] BARELY! BARELY! BARELY! [CONTROL — suddenly calm] Yep… [CHAOS — whisper] Yep… [GANG — building to explosion] WE’RE A LITTLE BIT OFF TODAY! [FINAL CHORUS — TOTAL CHAOS] [CONTROL] I’m a little bit off today [GANG] A LITTLE BIT OFF! [CHAOS] OFF TODAY! [CONTROL] Don’t ask me why [GANG] DON’T ASK WHY! [CHAOS] DON’T ASK ME! [CONTROL] I’m a little bit off, so— [ALL] DON’T GET IN MY WAY! [CHAOS] NO! [GANG] NO! [CHAOS] HELL NO! [CONTROL] I just woke up this way [GANG] WOKE UP THIS WAY! [CHAOS] I’M FUCKING OFF TODAY! [CONTROL] I don’t give a shit about fuck [GANG] FUCK! [CHAOS] FUCK! [ALL] FUCK! [CONTROL] Just let me do my thing [GANG] LET HIM DO HIS THING! [CHAOS] LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! [ALL — MASSIVE] AND MAYBE YOUR FUCKING DAY WON’T SUCK! [OUTRO — MUSIC DROPS] [CONTROL — calm] Yeah… Maybe tomorrow… I’ll be alright. [CHAOS — distant] Maybe… [GANG — whispering] Maybe… [CONTROL] But today? [ALL — HUGE FINAL HIT] WE’RE A LITTLE BIT OFF!
