I can't sing for toffee! But I've got you on my mind So I'll sing you a love song! Of the most appauling kind It's gonna sound so bad You're gonna wish I had Never written this song It's gonna be in your head All day long! Chewin' the toffee! Chewin' the toffee! I'm gonna write you a love song So wrong that it's so right! You'll be lying awake singing Singing singing it All through the night! When the sun comes up The birds refuse to sing Cos of that God awful din They didn't sleep a wink Chewin the toffee! Chewin the toffee! Chewin the toffee!