The Interrogation

Excuse me, ma'am i'm sorry to disturb you i know you're going through a lot but i have some basic questions to go through It's just a formality helps us rule out the basic stuff you can take all the time you need some questions might be a little tough Alright lets' get started... What's your name and place of birth? A-I- magician from the planet earth Your relationship to mister frown? i'm his wife but i wear the crown How long have you two been together? Way too long to even measure Is your husband a happy guy? His name is frowns and you're asking... why i see... does he have any enemies? who would wanna hurt him? gee, i don't really know... i couldn't say for certain! when did you last see your husband? i'm not sure, i was with uh friend ma'am that isn't what i asked sorry, i always forget the past so you can't tell me when it was? my memory is full of fuzz was there any infidelity recently? oh please, have some decency! we're just trying to get to the bottom of this there's no need to be defensive i know my rights and i'm gonna plead the fifth you're being way too offensive ma'am- am i being detained? ma'am- well am i being detained? ma'am- AM I BEING DETAINED!?!?!!!!!! No ma'am - it's just questions then i'd like my lawyer present please you know, just to put my mind at ease no problem, ma'am, we'll be back again don't go too far, stay in town 'til then thanks officers, have a nice day! [male 1] do you think she was telling the truth? [male 2] no way