[Verse 1] Easy ride. That was the plan. Then somebody took my crown… This has escalated. Checking weather, Checking wind, Tyre pressure suddenly matters. Funny how thirty seconds Can reorganise an afternoon. [Pre-Chorus] I’ve never met Dave. He has absolutely no idea We’re doing this. [Chorus] One more crown. One more trophy. One more PR. One more kudos. Just a little dopamine hit… Works every time. Strava… We’ll head home after this. Probably. [Verse 2] Forty-nine point eight… No. One quick lap Round the car park. There. “ Recovery Ride “ Bold title. Local Legend. Sounds magnificent. Don’t explain it. [Pre-Chorus] If it isn’t on Strava… Did it even happen? [Chorus] One more crown. One more trophy. One more PR. One more kudos. Just a little dopamine hit… Works every time. Strava… Just one more segment. [Bridge] I see activity. I give kudos. Could’ve been You getting hit by a bus. Twenty-seven kudos. Nobody read The title. [Final Chorus] I’ve never met Dave. I know exactly How fast he climbs That hill. My crown. Massive emotional event. One more crown. One more trophy. One more PR. One more kudos. Just a little dopamine hit… Works every time. Tomorrow… Definitely… An easy ride. We’ll see.
