Parody of "Rock Lobster" ©copyright 1978 by The B-52's / Kobalt Music [Intro] [Verse 1] (Fa-luf-fa-lint, Whir) (Fa-luf-fa-lint, Whir) (Fa-luf-fa-lint) We were doing laundry (Whir) (Fa-luf-fa-lint) Heard a rumble from the deep (Whir) (Fa-luf-fa-lint) Someone reached in to grab a sock (Whir) (Fa-luf-fa-lint) It was a sock monster (Whir) [Chorus] (Ah-ah-ah-ah) Sock monster (Ah-ah-ah-ah) Sock monster [Verse 2] (Whir) (Whir) We were folding clothes (Whir) Everybody had matching pairs (Whir) Somebody reached in the dryer (Whir) And there they saw a sock (Whir) It wasn’t a sock (Whir) Was a sock monster (Whir) [Chorus] (Ah-ah-ah-ah) Sock monster (Ah-ah-ah-ah) Sock monster [Verse 3] (Sock monster, sock monster) Motion in the washer (Whir-ah) The spin cycle broke (Whir-ah) Lots of trouble (Whir-ah) Lots of tumble (Whir-ah) He was in a jam (Whir-ah) He’s in your laundry ham (Whir-ah) [Bridge] Sock, sock, sock monster (Ah-ah-ah-ah) Down, down (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) [Verse 4] (Fa-luf-fa-lint, Whir) (Fa-luf-fa-lint, Whir) (Fa-luf-fa-lint) Underneath the drum (Whir) (Fa-luf-fa-lint) Lint is waving (Whir) (Fa-luf-fa-lint) Threads are tangling (Whir) (Fa-luf-fa-lint) Elastic snapping (Whir) (Fa-luf-fa-lint) Undies vanishing (Whir) (Fa-luf-fa-lint) T-shirts shrinking (Whir) [Chorus] (Ah-ah-ah-ah) Sock monster (Ah-ah-ah-ah) Sock monster [Verse 5] (Sock monster, sock monster) (Whir ah, Whir ah) Boxers disappearing (Whir ah) Briefs are vanishing (Whir ah) Sweaters stretching (Whir ah) Zippers zipping (Whir ah) [Bridge] Sock, sock, sock monster (Ah-ah-ah-ah) Down, down (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) Monster, sock Monster, sock Let’s wash [Verse 6] Shirts in the laundry Pants in the hamper Everybody’s washing Everybody’s drying Spinning around the drum, static cling Missing a sock again—now there’s just one Check in the corners Check in the filters Still it’s gone forever [Verse 7] Here comes a gym sock (Whir-wah, Whir-wah) There goes your ankle sock (Ah, ah, ah) In goes a wool sock There goes your dress sock Chased by your tube sock In flew a knee-high (La) Watch out for that slipper There goes your favorite pair Here comes the sock monster! (Ahh!) [Outro] Sock monster (Monster, sock monster) Sock monster (Monster, ah-ah-ah-ah) Sock monster (Monster, sock monster) Sock monster (Monster, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) [Whisper chant] One sock… Two sock… Red sock… GONE sock…
