Verse 1 Scrollin’ through the feed, who’s ridin’ high? Governor Gavin with a wink in his eye. MAGA hats flipped, Bibles sold out, Trump got trolled — now he’s stompin’ and shoutin’. Chorus He’s tweetin’ like Trump, but the message is blue, Turnin’ red rants into viral news. Merch so slick it broke the store, Bible posts Trump can’t ignore. From Cali to DC, the timeline’s lit, Newsom drops a post — and the right throws a fit. Verse 2 Fox News rattled, can’t hide their rage, “Dark woke Gavin” takin’ center stage. Houston crime stats, he calls their bluff, One viral clapback — and they’ve had enough. Chorus He’s tweetin’ like Trump, but the message is blue, Parody politics with a Cali view. MSNBC says the posts just sting, Bill Maher laughed — “funniest thing.” Every troll drop, the shares climb higher, Trump’s Truth Social caught in the fire. Bridge From memes to merch, he flips the script, Digital shade with a viral twist. Republicans fume, Democrats cheer, Every post lands louder each year. Final Chorus He’s tweetin’ like Trump, but the message is blue, Mockin’ the master with a fresher crew. Sold-out Bibles, MAGA-style caps, The Governor’s trolling, and the internet claps.
