[Verse 1] Oh, the tales of the sea are a treasure to tell, Of a captain so sly, he could cheat the winds well. Willy McCoy and his barrels of gold, Bourbon and bitters, and legends untold. [Verse 2] From the Dominican Republic, on the Caribbean’s tide, He sailed with his chocolate and whiskey to hide. Candied orange, and bitters so divine, DownLow’s creation, a treasure to find. [Chorus] Yo-ho, for the Real McCoy! A DownLow bar, a smuggler’s ploy. With bourbon, bitters, and cacao so fine, Savor the legend, one bite at a time! [Verse 3] An Old Fashioned tale in each luscious bite, With whiskey and orange, it’s pure delight. A hint of cherry, dark chocolate so fine, Savor the legend, one bite at a time! [Bridge] Now feel the waves and the wind at your back, A sugar-free treasure and a low-carb snack. The finest cacao, so pure and so free, Is The Real McCoy from the Caribbean sea. [Chorus] Yo-ho, for the Real McCoy! A DownLow bar, a smuggler’s ploy. With bourbon, bitters, and cacao so fine, Savor the legend, one bite at a time!
