(Verse 1) Ridin' through the canyon, was feelin' mighty fine But now I'm stuck in Cactus Junction, with a problem on my mind I had some beans at breakfast, and I think they might be to blame For this saddle-sore sensation, that's causin' me so much shame (Chorus) Oh, diarrhea cowboy, ridin' through the night With a gut full of regrets, and a backside in flight No toilet in sight, just a cactus or two My trusty steed is waitin', but I'm stuck here thinkin' "oh poo!" (Verse 2) I tried to rustle up lunch, but I'm tellin' ya son Now I'm facin' a mess, and this here aint fun. A sudden case of the runs, left me feelin' blue and low But I won't let it get me down, no sirree, no! (Chorus) Oh, diarrhea cowboy, ridin' through the night With a gut full of regrets, and a backside in flight No toilet in sight, just a cactus or two My trusty steed is waitin', but I'm stuck here thinkin' "oh poo!" (Bridge) I'll just have to wait it out, till the storm passes by And hope that my horse doesn't smell me, and decide to run on by Maybe someday soon, I'll find a place to rest Where the only thing movin', is my cowboy quest (Chorus) Oh, diarrhea cowboy, ridin' through the night With a gut full of regrets, and a backside in flight No toilet in sight, just a cactus or two My trusty steed is waitin', but I'm stuck here thinkin' "oh poo!" (Outro) So if you see me ridin', with my pants held up high. Just know that I'm the diarrhea cowboy, waitin for them to dry. I'll face this gut-wrenching test, like a true cowboy would And emerge victorious, with the little dignity I could!
