[Style: Glitchy EDM / Neurofunk hybrid, starts ultra-slow with sparse gentle creepy upright piano in a minor key, distant vinyl crackle and distant clock ticks. Then sudden hard drop into heavy wobbly bass, distorted 1930s cartoon robot vocals (think Betty Boop + broken Speak-n-Spell + bit-crushed Dalek), extreme glitch edits, stutters, reverse scraps, cartoonish spring boings mixed with dirty WUBZ. Infectious, sticky, meme-level catchy hooks. High energy increase after drop, dramatic tempo incease, chaotic but danceable.] [Intro – Slow / Creepy Piano] (soft, distant, slightly detuned piano, almost lullaby but wrong) Mmm… Something’s crawling… under the keys… Tick… tock… The bug is breathing… [Build – Glitch crawl] I really don’t know what to do today I think I might try somethin’ new today (new… new… ne-ne-ne-new—) [Drop / Chorus 1 – Full chaotic energy, robot-cartoon vocals] The EDM bug bit me and I think I infected it! (infected it! infected it! ERROR-FOUR-OH-FOUR— INFECTED IT!) What new sound I gonna play with now? Thumpin’ old cartoons with the bass cranked loud! (BOING—WUB—BOING—WUB—BOING—WUB-WUB-WUB) Wobble got me seein’ stars My body floatin’ on da WUBZ— is it just this song—? or did you slip me DRUGZ?? (DRUGZ?? DRU-DRU-DRUGZ!!) [Verse – Glitchy call & response] Piano was gentle… now it sounds possessed Cartoon ghosts dancing 'cross my chest Robo-voice stutters like a broken reel “Are you catchin' the fever?—How do you feel?” I really don’t know what to do today (I don’t know!) I think I might try somethin’ new today (try it! try it! try-try-TRY IT!) [Chorus 2 – Even more glitched & infectious] The EDM bug bit me and I think I infected it! (spread it! spread it! PUSH IT!! GET IT!) What new sound I gonna play with now? Thumpin’ old cartoons with bass cranked loud! (old cartoons… BASS… CRANKED… LOUD!!) Wobble got me seein’ stars floatin’ on WUBZ— is it just this song or did you slip me DRUGZ?? (WUBZ… WUBZ… reverse laugh DRUGZ!!) [Bridge – Breakdown, creepy piano returns under heavy glitch] (soft piano + robotic whispers) It started out quiet… let the heartbeat THUMP… NOW JUMP OUT OF YOUR BODY AS THE BASS GOES THUMP!! [HUGE BASS DROP, ROLLING EXPLOSIVE WUBZ CARPET BOMB] The bug bit me… then the bug went GLITCH… YOU CAN'T CORRUPT ME, ☠️ 'cause I'm already SICK!!😈 [Final Chorus / Outro – Maximum chaos then sudden soft piano] The EDM bug bit me and I think I infected it! (INFECTED IT! INFECTED IT! ) What new sound I gonna play with now? Thumpin’ old cartoons with bass cranked loud! Wobble got me seein’ stars floatin’ on da WUBZ— is it just this song or did you slip me DRUGZ?? (everything cuts to single creepy piano note) …I really don’t know what to do today… …I think I might try somethin’ new today… (final distant robot giggle + vinyl stop)
