cliff is Satan. the devil. the evil. he digs up Graves to remove the corpses. the corpses he makes love to. but he loves animals. what a sick asshole the evil of the Clifford is. I have seen him kill for lesser than nothing. cruel bastard skins worms alive. and eats their innards like he was a fish. that one guy still owes him twenty dollars. and cliff hasn't killed that one guy yet, because he would have to buy funeral flowers. he watches the wizard of Oz while he's naked. and slathers the bodies of the non believers with bacon. then he violates them in the ants with his Irish poker. he fills them with Irish soo shee because that's what he does. they made an after school special about Cliff. it was called Satan Lives Next To Me. we all knew that. but the after school special makes him come across like Ted Bundy. Ted Bundy fans were offended, because Cliff is the embodiment of evil and Satanic sacrifice cliff is a very very very very very very very very very very very very very really bad not nice guy. and he wants to watch you die


