[intro] Hey, yo! I wanna tell you about what you got yourself into You see this right here? That’s right! You just got a heaping helping of… METAL SALAD!!! [guitar solo] Uh say what? Uh huh, say what? (say what) Yo, I know you be loving these greens right here S T I Z kicking flavor in your ear If you wanna eat healthy, you wanna eat smart? I got a meal just for you, here we go, let me start! Grab you a bowl, get some lettuce, fill it up Romaine or iceberg fill it up, fill it up Me, i like croutons, big handful of them ranch dressing, mama, a man’s best friend I’ll pass on the tomatoes, keep ‘em out of my zone That shit aint going in my salad, but to each his own But what else you wanna put in there? Let’s just make a list, better get yourself ready boy Goin’ through ‘em kinda quick We got your carrots (what?) Avocado (wow) Cucumbers (no) Spinach (yup!) Onions (uh huh!) Eggs (oh yeah?) Kale (oh my!) Broccoli (hell yeah!) But…. You know I think i forgot something (what’s that?) Let me think (ohhhh shit!) The MEAT! Motherfucker! The MEAT! Motherfucker! Hot Damn Motherfucker! The MEAT! Motherfucker! Bacon, Bacon, pile that shit high! Think you’re done with the bacon? Think again son! Better double that shit up before you think you’re done! There you go bitches… Metal Salad at you’re motherfucking service What’s left to say? HAHAHAHA It’s time to eat! [drum solo] [outro]
