[Intro: Announcer] In the left corner, with a quiff and a shiny comb In the right corner, with a mohawk and no home Let the battle begin [Verse 1: 1950s] Well hey there, daddy o, what's that on your head A rooster had a crash and left you its comb instead I got a jukebox heart and a milkshake for two And all you got is safety pins and a tattered shoe [Verse 2: Punk] Oi, granddad, put your comb away Your songs are older than my nan's toupee Three chords, no rules, we're loud and fast Your doo wop wop is a thing of the past [Verse 3: 1950s] I dance at the diner, all the girls swoon You spit on the stage and you play out of tune My leather jacket's polished, my shoes shine bright Yours are held together with sticky tape tight [Verse 4: Punk] Hey, ho, let's go, I'm faster than your car I broke my guitar before I learned to play a bar You sing sha la la, I scream right back Pass the hair gel, pal, I'm out of the black [Bridge: Both] Doo wop Oi oi Sha la la Hey ho Wait, pal, did you just do a twist [Final Chorus: Mashup] Quiff and mohawk, side by side Bop and pogo, let it ride Jukebox screaming, drums on fire Rock and punk take us higher [Outro: Announcer] And the winner is... the hair gel company
