Comments [intro] [Long Intro] [Intro] (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo… doo-doo-doo-doo-doo…) Do-doo-doo-doo… Hairy Anne…
 Do-doo-doo-doo… Hairy Anne…
 Do-doo-doo-doo… what’s your plan…
 Hairy Anne… Hairy Anne… [Verse 1] I met her at the corner of the five-and-dime
 She was combing out her secrets in the neon sign
 Had a coat made of questions and a determined stare 
And everybody whispered “look at her hair” She said “don’t be afraid of what you think you see”
 But what you can’t see is the best part of me [Pre-Chorus] And I tried to ask her where she’d been before
 But the wind got loud and slammed the door [Chorus] Oh Hairy Anne… 
She’s got mysteries tangled in her plan
 Oh Hairy Anne…
 She can vanish like grains of shifting sand 
You think you know her, then you don’t understand
 Oh Hairy Anne… Hairy Anne… (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo…) [Verse 2] She keeps a little notebook full of crossed out names
 From subway conversations and capital gains
 And she laughs like thunder in a paper cup
 Said “If you have nothing nice to say, then just shut up.” She said “everyone’s got fuzz they try to hide”
 Then she winked and took me for a wild ride [Pre-Chorus] And I swear I heard her name in someone else’s complaint 
I’m no sinner, I’m no saint [Chorus] Oh Hairy Anne… 
She’s got chaos gently held in hand 
Oh Hairy Anne…
 Like a puzzle no man’s meant to understand
 She’ll let you near but never where you land
 Oh Hairy Anne… Hairy Anne… (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo…) [Bridge] They say she once worked in a carnival
 With a man who swallowed swords standing next to her
 And if by chance you saw the show…
 She startled everyone in the front row But don’t believe that myth at all
 When I see her standing in the shopping mall [Verse 3] Now I read in a dusty traveling show
 About faces from a long time ago
 There was Annie Jones with her quiet grace 
Josephine Clofullia, that famous face They stood in lantern light and velvet thread
 Like stories that the newspapers misread 
And I wonder if they’d smile to see
 How Hairy Anne reminds me of mystery [Pre-Chorus] And the crowd all leaned in just to understand
 What time forgets but still holds in hand
 Like echoes drifting through the stand… [Chorus] Oh Hairy Anne… 
She’s a signal drifting through the land 
Oh Hairy Anne…
 Half a truth you can’t quite understand
 You reach for meaning, it slips through your hand 
Oh Hairy Anne… Hairy Anne… [Outro] (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo…) 
Hairy Anne… Hairy Anne…
 Do-doo-doo-doo… Hairy Anne… Hairy Anne… Hairy Anne… [Outro] [End Now] [End]