“Cat Nap Blues” (Verse 1) I got a cat named Whiskers, he’s a lazy ol’ fella, Snoozin’ in the sun, like a furry umbrella. He don’t hunt no mice, he don’t chase no birds, Just eats my snacks and purrs, purrs, purrs. (Chorus) Oh, these cat nap blues, got me singin’ the news, He’s takin’ over my bed, now I’m sleepin’ on shoes. He’s scratchin’ the sofa, and chewin’ my shoes, Lord, I’ve got them ol’ cat nap blues. (Verse 2) He’s got nine lives, but he’s sleepin’ through six, Goin’ round the house, gettin’ into my tricks. I tried to train him, but he’s too smart, He just stole my sandwich, tore it apart! (Chorus) Oh, these cat nap blues, he’s always on snooze, Stealin’ my food and my comfy ol’ shoes. I bought him a bed, but he won’t use, Guess I’m stuck with these cat nap blues. (Bridge) Well, he’s jumpin’ on counters, knockin’ down jars, Chasin’ the lasers, and crashin’ my car. But when he curls up and looks in my eyes, I forget he’s a menace and just sigh. (Chorus) Oh, these cat nap blues, he’s got me confused, He’s breakin’ my heart and my TV remote too. But when he purrs, I forget to be mad, Yeah, I’m in love with this furry lil’ lad. (Outro) So I’ll keep those cat nap blues, He’s my fuzzy little muse. I’ll give him my heart, and a lifetime of food, ’Cause ain’t nothin’ like those cat nap blues!
