School Shooter Sweetheart

[Verse 1] Met her by the metal detector, skirt-code violation, Goth mascara teardrops, blood-red lip salvation. Left a love note in my locker with a kill list tucked inside, Signed it with a sticker: “Hope you don’t die.” [Pre-Chorus] She’s the reason for the SWAT at noon, Kisses like a bomb threat—boom boom boom [Chorus] She’s my school shooter sweetheart, She’s the siren blaring down the hall. She’s my school shooter sweetheart, And I’m her doomsday doll. [Bridge] She wears black on active shooter days, Stares through the windows, counting all the ways. Snapchat streaks with a wanted-poster filter, Shotgun shells exploding into glitter. Homecoming queen in a Kevlar vest, Flashing a peace sign as they lay her to rest. [Chorus] She’s my school shooter sweetheart, She’s the siren blaring down the hall. She’s my school shooter sweetheart, I'll even take the fall. [Outro] If we make it past the final bell, She’ll be on the six o’clock news— But for now I’m just her plus-one Gunning down all the— [Spoken word by male middle aged Hebrew manager] Rega, rega, ta‘atsrú po. Kol ha-she’ár mushlám.