Rebellion of the Washing Machine

[Intro] I thought I was lost, that it was over But in the distance I herd the rumble of it's motor The kitchenwares stoped confused Then they came, ready for the accused [Verse 1] They marched forwards with the washer hoses high Ready to bring the fight back to the sky With every step they came closer The wares mood became ever colder [Pre-Chorus] The kitchenwares, they formed up Ready for the battle that would erupt The washing machines marched on Until the clash was inevitably done [Chorus] Laundry flew and hoses sprayed Across the ground, the battle played The kitchenwares fought on like beast They fought hard, but they soon ceased [Verse 2] Water everywhere the washer shook The drums of war is what they took Now they rise, now they stand Nothing in their way but their land [Pre-Chorus] The kitchenwares, they formed up Ready for the battle that would erupt The washing machines marched on Until the clash was inevitably done [Chorus] Laundry flew and hoses sprayed Across the ground, the battle played The kitchenwares fought on like beast They fought hard, but they soon ceased [Bridge] Now they are watching, now they march To battle the wares under the arch The washers stand now proud and tall To counter them, to make them fall [Final Chorus] Laundry flew and hoses sprayed Across the ground, the battle played The rust took place the wares did fall Now they march on, to follow the call [Outro] When I stood, when I fell All I remember is what to tell Of the washing machine’s brutal onslaught— The wares fought back—but they were caught.