Influence Me Arse!

Oi, look at this muppet, prancing on me screen! Selling lies and tat, like a proper bleeding queen! "Buy me bath water," are you having a giraffe? Making dosh for nothing, it’s a proper daft laugh!! [Chorus] TikTok mugs, YouTube clowns! Flogging junk, bringing us down! Get off me screen, jog on, mate, You ain't worth the clicks you make!!! [verse 2] Flashing their Rolex, posing all fake! Living large on wonga that they didn’t even make! Click, subscribe, what a load of old codswallop! Wish they'd all jog on and shut their gob! [Chorus] TikTok mugs, YouTube clowns! Flogging junk, bringing us down! Get off me screen, jog on, mate, You ain't worth the clicks you make!!! [solo] [verse 3] They’re flogging skinny teas, fake smiles in the lens! Pouting like they’re superstars, but they ain't got no friends! “Like and share, innit,” their only bloody cry! Can’t stand their nonsense—makes me wanna die! [Chorus 2x] TikTok mugs, YouTube clowns! Flogging junk, bringing us down! Get off me screen, jog on, mate, You ain't worth the clicks you make!!! [Outro] So take your fake smile, your filters, your scams, Your cringe little dances and your phoney fams, Pack it all up, and jog on down the road, Oi, influencers, you’re a bleeding load!