Tha Schooters Hell! [Nordic Discord Challenge]

[Intro] EY YO! Scan the code! Let’s go crazy! One, two, three, GO! [Verse 1] I’m walking down the street, just minding my own But then I hear a buzz, a digital tone They’re coming from the left, they’re coming from the right No helmet on their heads, they’re a terrible sight! One is green, one is blue, one is bright orange They’re parked in the middle, blocking the door-hinge! Ignoring every light, if it’s green or it’s red They’re driving like a muppet, or a total egg-head! [Chorus] Zick-zack, zick-zack, scooters everywhere! Flying off the sidewalk, throwing up a flare! No rules, no brain, just a battery charge Stockholm is a jungle, and the muppets are at large! Zoom-zoom, boom-boom, out of my way! Another broken scooter ruins my day! (Wheeeee! Hahaha!) [Hook] ONE VOI! TWO VOI! THREE VOI! FOUR! GET YOUR SCOOTER OFF THE FLOOR! LEFT SIDE! RIGHT SIDE! IN MY WAY! I HATE SCOOTERS EVERY DAY! KICK IT! [Instrumental] [Verse 2] They’re lying on the ground like a game of pick-up-sticks Trying to walk past is a bunch of tricky tricks Charging through the crowd, going way too fast I’m praying to the gods that this trend won’t last! One-way street? They don't give a damn Getting stuck in a digital traffic jam Unlock the app, pay the fee The most annoying thing that you’ll ever see! [Chorus] Zick-zack, zick-zack, scooters everywhere! Flying off the sidewalk, throwing up a flare! No rules, no brain, just a battery charge Stockholm is a jungle, and the muppets are at large! Zoom-zoom, boom-boom, out of my way! Another broken scooter ruins my day! (Wheeeee! Hahaha!) [Hook] ONE VOI! TWO VOI! THREE VOI! FOUR! GET YOUR SCOOTER OFF THE FLOOR! NO BRAINS! NO LIGHTS! JUST A BEEP! MAKES THE SIDEWALK TRASHY AND CHEAP! MOVE! [Intrumental] [Outro] YEAH RIGHT! BOOM!