[Style: Upbeat country blues, driving acoustic slide guitar, rhythmic percussive barks, energetic, humorous] [Intro] [Steady, rhythmic acoustic slide guitar riff] [Mid-tempo blues groove kicks in] [Verse 1] That chair went over this time, That chair went over this time. Chair went over this time, It's a hungry chair. [Old Dog bark accent] It ate my wallet and all my money, Ate my wallet and all my money. [Hound pack multi-bark accent] Now it ain't my heating pad— No, it ain't the heating pad. [Chorus] [Guitar swells, high energy] It took a hold of the channel changer, It took control of the remote control. It took control of the volume control, And oh my God, the house is rock and roll! House is rockin', and it don't got no soul. [Dog bark] House is rockin', it ain't got no soul. [Dog bark] House is rockin', it ain't got no control, 'Cause the chair ate up the remote control! [Guitar Fill] [Biting blues guitar lick] [Verse 2] That chair went and crossed the line, Chair went and crossed the line. It went and crossed the line When it ate up the remote control. [Old Dog sharp bark] It ain't got my remote control, I can't watch anything. It's got it set on rock and roll, It ate up the remote control. [Bridge] [Guitar drops to a rhythmic, pulsing stride] Every time I sit down, It changes the song. Every time I sit down, It changes the song. [Hound chorus howl accent] It won't wait for me to sing along, Won't wait for me to sing along. It changes that damn song— Won't wait for me to sing along. [Guitar Solo] [Feisty, sliding blues guitar solo] [Hound pack barking in time with the rhythm] [Chorus] [Full band energy] It took a hold of the channel changer, It took control of the remote control. It took control of the volume control, And oh my God, the house is rock and roll! House is rockin', and it don't got no soul. [Dog bark] House is rockin', it ain't got no soul. [Dog bark] House is rockin', it ain't got no control, 'Cause the chair ate up the remote control! [Outro] [Rhythm speeds up slightly, chaotic fun] 'Cause the chair ate up the remote control! [Old Dog final bark] [Fast acoustic guitar flourish] [Big final hit, ring out]
