America first! (Israel first!) No new wars! (More new wars!) Build a wall! (Watch it stall!) “New chapter” in history—(Chapter Eleven, y’all!) Donald Trump, but without triumph Taco Trump—quick retreat (bawk bawk) Half-ass deals like the vows he broke, Big boss talk, but a follow-through joke “Build the wall!” (Make Mexico pay for it!) Mexicans are gonna agree! (MAGA!!) Build it high, make ’em fund the plan (MAGA!) Tariff dreams—pass the cost again (MAGA!) Like Trump Vodka, Steaks, and Shuttle, Mortgage schemes, Uni hustle, Big launch, big hype—then quietly ditched, “Well, moving on…” when the script gets glitched A negotiator backs off Russia (Taco! Taco!) Backs off China (Taco!)—same pattern, same actor Backs off 조선 (Taco!)—talk big, then freeze Art of the deal? More like art of the leave Commander-in-chief with no training day, A “mogul” brand but fewer stays Than a roadside chain with a flickering sign— Gold nameplate, but the numbers don’t shine “Immediately repeal and replace” P.P.A.C.A.— That fell through, so he pivoted: M.A.G.A. “Hire Americans!”—the rally cry loud, While money moves quiet, away from the crowd Said he’d eliminate debt for the nation, But deficits grew in synchronization Said he’d make it all happen—no delay, Eight-year vision— “You’re fired.” Voters sent him away.
