[INSTANT DISCO] Boo-boo—ZAP! Boo-boo—ZAP! Da-da DAA— da-da DAA! HEY! Something let go. Don't know what. Don't mind if I do. [VERSE 1] Floor went left, hips went right, somebody misplaced the rules tonight. Up went down, down said NO— ZAP-ZAP! There it goes. Marble shaking, mirror ball hot, something's missing— what? WHAT? Don't mind if I do. [HOOK] DON'T MIND— IF I DO! Boo-boo! ZAP! DON'T MIND— IF I DO! Six little notes coming through— Da-da DAA— da-da DAA! Don't mind— DON'T MIND— IF I DO! [DISCO RUN] Ooh! Ah! Bip-bip— BOO! Laser left! ZAP! Laser right! ZAP! Everybody looking far too good tonight! HEY! Da-da DAA— da-da DAA! [VERSE 2] Statue turned. Nobody screamed. Robot caught the dancing disease. Cabinet's open. Leave it alone. Something inside it just yelled— WHOOO! Not our problem. Not tonight. Put another sparkle on the light. [HOOK — BIGGER] DON'T MIND— IF I DO! Boo-boo! ZAP-ZAP! DON'T MIND— IF I DO! Nothing's where we left it— GOOD! Da-da DAA— da-da DAA! Don't mind— DON'T MIND— IF I DO! [FULL HARMONIC BREAKDOWN] Ooooooooh... Don't... mind... Don't... mind... If I— doo-wah... doo-wah... If I— doo-be-doo... bah-dah... Ooooooh... Da... da... DAA... Da... da... DAA... Don't mind if I— Don't mind if you— Don't mind if we— Don't mind if— weeeeeeeeeee— [HARMONIES BLOOM] Ahhhhhhhhh— Doo-wah! Doo-wah! Baaaaah-da-daaaaah— Ooooooooh— [ONE VOICE GOES WRONG] ...boo? [SECOND VOICE] No. [FIRST] Boo. [SECOND] Absolutely not. [HARMONIC BREAKUP] DOO-WAH! BOO-BAH! DA-DA! NO-NO! BEE-BOP! STOP THAT! AHHHHH! You're FLAT! You're BORING! ZAP! [ALL HARMONY COLLAPSES] Boo. ... boo. ... [DISCO BASS RETURNS] OH. [MONSTER DISCO RETURN] DON'T MIND— IF I DO! ZAP-ZAP-ZAP! DON'T MIND— IF I DO! BOO-BOO-BOO! Da-da DAA— da-da DAA! THE NOTES SURVIVED! DON'T MIND— IF I DO! Everybody up! Everybody loose! Whatever held this place together has a very good excuse! Strings! HEY! Brass! HA! Laser! ZAP! Bass— DON'T YOU DARE STOP. [FINAL LIFT] Don't mind! Don't mind! Don't mind if I do! Doo-wah! Boo-bah! Bip-bip! BOO! Da-da DAA— da-da DAA! Don't mind! Don't mind! Don't mind if I— [EVERYTHING STOPS] ... thud. [SMALL VOICE] Oh. It's back. [END]
