We were hungry from the start Needed food to fuel our heart In the kitchen we would stand Making pizza with our band But the oven caught on fire Made the smoke alarm go higher 'Cause we burned the cheese so bad Now the neighbors think we're mad You thought cooking would be easy But the kitchen's getting greasy Now the smoke is in our eyes Now you gotta call the crew And admit what you just blew It's the worst meal of the year Pizza punks don't cook with fear Now you're standing in the mess You were trying to impress We can't eat this blackened crust Now our dinner plans are bust You're scrambling for your phone Gonna order, can't cook alone Just like every Friday night But ordering will make it right You thought cooking would be easy But the kitchen's getting greasy Now the smoke is in our eyes Now you gotta call the crew And admit what you just blew It's the worst meal of the year Pizza punks don't cook with fear So I've got some advice You'd better think twice 'Cause you're gonna order lots of pies And if you're gonna feed our band You'd better understand Now we know what you can't do And we're ordering food too You've mistaken us for chumps And the Hungry Punk Crew will help us eat these lumps So I've got two tips You'd better lick your lips 'Cause you're gonna eat a lot of slumps And if you're gonna feed our band You'd better understand