[Intro - Solo heavy metal acoustic guitar bash and drums with Squig growling] STOMP DA WORLD!! [Chorus (shouted by the ork, backed by squig bass growls):] WAAAGH! WAAAGH! TURN IT UP LOUD! IF DA SPEAKERS AIN’T BREAKIN’, WE AIN’T DONE YET! BASH DA DRUMZ! BITE DA STRINGS! DA LOUDER WE SHOUT, DA HARDER IT BRINGS! [Verse 1:] We’z da boyz wiv da noise, born from fightin’ and fungi, If it ain’t rowdy, it ain’t muzic — dat’s how orks get high! No chords, no rules, just krumpin’ in sound, If yer ears ain’t bleedin’, turn da WAAAGH! up more loud! [Bridge (spoken threat):] Dis next riff’s dedicated to da squig we lost to feedback. He exploded, [pause] Glorious! One minute bass solo, --- no survivors!. [Verse 2:] We bash, we smash, we stomp in time, Dis ain’t poetry — dis is WAR in rhyme! Metal ain’t played, metal is HIT, If da stage don’t break, hit it again, (pause) ya git! [Final Chant (crowd + goblins)] LOUDER! LOUDER! BREAK DA GROUND! IF IT DON’T SHAKE, IT AIN’T SOUND! LOUDER! LOUDER! FISTZ IN DA AIR! IF DA BASS DON’T HURT, DEN YOU AIN’T THERE! STOMP DA WORLD! squig! hit da riff!....solo guitar bash!] [Ending Slogan roared!(classic ork logic)] IF IT AIN’T LOUD ENUFF TO START A WAR — MAKE IT LOUDER!
