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He's Going Downhill Fast (Broadway Remix)

[Verse 1] Alarm clock blares, he jumps outta bed Checks for gray hairs and fills up with dread Foundation like armor morning light betrays But the visible cracks don’t fade away A triple shot latte, a midday nap Last night's regrets in a collagen wrap He’s chasing youth like it’s leaving the room Lighting candles, dodging doom [Pre-Chorus] He flashes teeth too blinding white And whispers prayers to hold back night Wrinkles creeping in like a horror path He’s clinging to glitter, fighting the math [Chorus] He’s going downhill fast, like a glam train crash He’s a disco ball with a crack in the glass Living on the edge of a chemical blast But he swears this time the youth will last No graceful aging, no slowing pace He’s lifting everything except his grace The party’s still poppin’ but he’s losing his mask He’s fabulous, frantic, and going downhill fast [Verse 2] Another appointment, another disguise His eyebrows lift but he can't lift the lies Every mirror’s a crime scene he walks past And honey, the Botox won’t hold him back He claims he’s timeless, one-of-a-kind But his youth’s on layaway, and he’s outta time He says you’re only as old as you feel But baby, the cracks are starting to peel [Chorus] He’s going downhill fast, like a glam train crash He’s a disco ball with a crack in the glass Living on the edge of a chemical blast But he swears this time the youth will last No graceful aging, no subtle decline Just red-light lasers and cheap red wine His life’s a runway but it won’t outlast The ticking time bomb going downhill fast [Bridge] He dreams of turning back the years But hides in filters, creams, and fears “Am I still hot?” he softly pleads To a stranger zipping up his jeans But somewhere deep beneath the glam Is a scared young boy saying who I am And maybe grace ain’t about the skin But he won’t let that lesson in [Chorus] He’s going downhill fast, like a glam train crash He’s a disco ball with a crack in the glass Living on the edge of a chemical blast But he swears this time the youth will last