[Verse] Fingers on the keyboard late into the night Lines of code that never quite feel right Chasing bugs down every blind alley Debugging demons making me crazy [Chorus] Never-ending debug down the code road rage Coffee cups and curses on the digital stage Lines firefightin like a rage cage Drive me insane every single page [Verse 2] Code review roastin like a barbecue pit Every line savaged every comment hits Red marks paint my screen as proof Feel like my code's falling off the roof [Chorus] Never-ending debug down the code road rage Whiteboards and pinups in an endless cage Rewrite the rules for the umpteenth stage Drive me insane every single page [Verse 3] Endless meetings heads start to nod Scrums and standups like a bizarre God Talkin agile but sprintin nowhere Feel like imma pull out all my hair [Chorus] Never-ending debug down the code road rage Huddles of chaos in this digital age Changing priorities hour after hour engaged Drive me insane every single page
