
Freudian Slip Tail
[Verse 1] You curl up on my chest Tiny therapist in fur Staring like you know Every secret that I blur You bat at all my folders Like “Let’s unpack this mess” Then sit right on my childhood Yeah You really like that stress [Chorus] You’re my Freudian slip tail Always sweeping up the truth I veil Every twitch Every flip Every little swish says “Tell me how you really feel” You’re my Freudian slip tail You knock my coping off the rail Guess I’m just your anxious human Paying you in treats and tales [Verse 2] You meow at my reflection Ask “Projection much?” Knead my chest in sessions Call it “somatic touch” (hey!) You chase that red dot drama Like unresolved desire Then nap on all my boundaries Purring “Who set these wires?” [Chorus] You’re my Freudian slip tail Always sweeping up the truth I veil Every twitch Every flip Every little swish says “Tell me how you really feel” You’re my Freudian slip tail You knock my coping off the rail Guess I’m just your anxious human Paying you in treats and tales [Bridge] You scribble with your paw prints On my half-filled page Diagnose my patterns From the top of the bookcase One slow blink One soft sigh You don’t even charge a fee Just a pun A purr A tilted head And “How does that make you… meow?” at me [Chorus] You’re my Freudian slip tail Always sweeping up the truth I veil Every twitch Every flip Every little swish says “Tell me how you really feel” You’re my Freudian slip tail You knock my coping off the rail Guess I’m just your overthinking Under-purring human fail

