[Verse] In the castle of the northland There’s a man who tries so hard Wearing socks with bright colors Yet he struggles for reward [Verse 2] Speeches filled with halting phrases Leaves his subjects eyes rolled back Selfies staged for social praises But the coolness that he lacks [Chorus] Oh the king of cringe Gaffes that make us singe With each gesture strange And expressions deranged [Verse 3] Broken promises and splendor Make him stumble in the light Wishing to be strong and tender But he misses every night [Verse 4] With his heart upon his sleeve In the spotlight can’t retrieve Dancing moves that make us leave Oh his awkwardness won't leave [Chorus] Oh the king of cringe Gaffes that make us singe With each gesture strange And expressions deranged
