[Intro] Gran-ma… What'd you put in that? [Chorus] Fruit cake! Fruit cake! Why it burn my face, fruit cake? Fruit cake! Fruit cake! Grandma put the rum in fruit cake! (Repeat x2) [Verse 1] One bite, feel funny Two bites, feel brave Three bites, I’m tellin’ secrets I should not have gave Sticky hands Wobbly feet Why the cake keep staring at me? [Chorus] Fruit cake! Fruit cake! Why it burn my face, fruit cake? Fruit cake! Fruit cake! Grandma put the rum in fruit cake! [Break – call & response] Who made it? (GRANDMA!) What’s in it? (DON’T ASK!) Is it safe? (…MAYBE!) [Verse 2] Candied fruit Mystery spice Is that bourbon Or just… ice? Grandma winked That’s a sign This cake been marinating since ’99! [Final Chorus] Fruit cake! Fruit cake! Why it burn my face, fruit cake? Fruit cake! Fruit cake! Grandma put the rum in fruit cake! [Outro] I love you, grandma… FRUIT CAKE!
