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Not Your Mama's Mermaid

[instrumental] [][<<<>>>][===+] [][---+++][><><] [][|||:::][+++==] [][///][=+=+=] [][~~~^^^][+++--] [][:::|||][==++=] [][><><][+++] [][===+][<<<>>>] [][+++--][///] [][^^^~~~][==+==] [][///][+++|||] [][===+++][><><] [][:::^^^][=+=+=] [][***===][---+++] [][|||:::][+++==] [][<<<>>>][===+] [introduction] Too-rah-loo-rah hey!! ... Aye that’s right I come from the water... And ya know there’s just nothing hotter... [break] ...Than a mermaid! [chorus 1] I’m quite the catch... If you’ve got an itch then I could scratch! I’m just sayin’, ya know, that’s all~~~... If you’re in need, hun, just call~~~.. You just put your lips together and just blow... Just-just-just-just so you know! Maybe I’m not. your mama’s mermaid... But I swear I’m gentle like a tidal wave! [break] [chorus 2] Float like a jellyfish, kiss like a ray! Make you just like the shore when it’s soaked with spray! I did it on purpose, swam into your net... Hauled up on board all slick and wet! Now that you got me, whatchew gonna do? Put me in your tub or in the zoo? [break] [bridge] Well I’m not. Saying live in the sea. ... But if. You really want to taste me. ... To see. If my brine is sweet. ... Then you. Are in for a treat... ... [break] Hmm... Maybe you should come...come on down... To my world where the lost is found! To a place where the water starts to flow... You know it’s always wet down below//... ... [break] [chorus 3] [fast flow] I’m under the impression that it’s all self-expression to sing you this salty and lyric digression, but don’t be surprised if I want to be found on a seamount rising down in the deep where I can meet you halfway and kiss you up sweet. Oh, where we’re going we don’t need oxygen, so stay for a while you’re not just droppin’ in, I’ll wrap you up tight with squid legs and bite, and make you forget the world of light! [break] [outro] Too-rah-loo-rah hey!! ... (*Blubble!*) (*Blubble!*) (*Blubble!*) [end] [end] [end] [end] [end] [end] [end] [end] [end]