Floor Nine Blues ©️2026

[Intro] (Oh yeah) (Get me off this ride) [Verse 1] Ten people stacked inside a steel box Going up to the top floor I ate three boiled eggs this morning And slipped a little through the door (Did you hear that) I look straight up at the ceiling lights [Verse 2] Lady in mink starts fanning her face Big guy turns a dark shade of blue A businessman loses his mind completely Smashing every button from three to two (Every single button) He screams we need oxygen fast [Chorus] I got the floor nine blues Ain't looking at nobody I got the floor nine blues Must be a problem with the lobby (Not me) I am just whistling a song [Verse 3] The air gets heavy like wet wool Preacher starts saying a prayer Somebody pulls the emergency red bell Like a crime happened right in there (Call for help) I ask if anybody brought mints [Chorus] I got the floor nine blues Ain't looking at nobody I got the floor nine blues Must be a problem with the lobby (Not me) I am just whistling a song [Outro] Ding goes the bell Doors sliding wide Everybody running out for freedom (Run for your life) I just walk real slow Ain't my fault at all