Small

[Intro] [Verse] Never thought we’d get here, No I’m feeling very stressed here, You know I’d rather not’ve had you see, My tag-along friend that pees, My pickle, my Peter I wish was colossal But as you can see here Its a wee yogurt nozzle [Prechorus] Ohhhhh [Chorus] My wiener is small This wiener is small Like a pencil that’s been sharpened to a nub Even when the thing is hardened by a rub My wiener is small [trumpet solo] [Verse 2] Its a hotdog down a hallway, Tiny bat swung in the ball game, A harmless blunt and puny dagger A teeny-weeny tallywhacker What rope can you even fling us You hopeless and meager dingus, It looks like I’ve just been neutered With this micro custard shooter [Prechorus] Ohhhhh [Chorus] My wiener is small This wiener is small My poor Vlad the Impaler Is so sadly a failure My wiener is small My wiener is small Ohhhhh My wiener is small This wiener is small My strong and sturdy arrow Is kinda stumpy and it’s narrow And I dare not wear a speedo There’s no bulge for this torpedo You see it and you cringe Cause it measures just an inch My wiener is small So dadgum small My wiener is small