John Stamos Sold Me Yogurt (human-written lyrics)

It's time to poop, just woke up. Tom Nook got paid off. He dating Jenny from the block. Don't be simple. You can say statistical Sasquatch anomaly. Try it. shh. Shh. You say shh and things might get quiet. You say shh and you sneaking round in silence. RIP YOUR SHIRT OFF AND TWERK AT YOUR GRANDMA'S FUNERAL LIKE wow, oh like wow. neura link chips monkey sparks monkey flips but monkey looking nice in his vest will you look at it? Chop karate, John Gotti got me, can't even afford Hot Wheels Maserati. Think about shaving Gim Lee from Lord of the Rings til he's shiny and clean, right? We've all thought about that, right? Do not find a duck to.. put some pants on. Don't upload him for clicks look in ducklings eyes (OH OH) and see the sadness in them like shiiiiiiiiiiiiff, no no. Ducky. Don't Want No Pants On. Huh. Animals don't like clothes. There's no cats in their Bible. Isn't that a little wild though? Like, don't cats exist? Didn't a god create them? Quite a few dogs. Like slammers without Pogs. Kitty don't want any costume. Poodle just wants his fur coat left on. John Stamos sold me yogurt for a long time. You seen it. Gary Busey bit me, and now I'm infected.. I walk around downtown with an empty bird cage. The biggest commercial I ever saw was Oprah saying you get a car (and you get a car) (and you get a car) (and and you get a car) (and and you you get get a a car car) (and car get a you, and car get a you) (get you and a car) (a car get you and?) There's no cats in their Bible. Isn't that a little wild though? Like, don't cats exist? Didn't a god create them? Quite a few dogs. Like slammers without Pogs. Think about shaving Gim Lee from Lord of the Rings til he's shiny and clean, right? We've all thought about that, right? [flush] It's time to poop, just woke up. Tom Nook got paid off. He dating Jenny from the block.