THE DEMIURGE IN THESE DAYS, have desire to joke and after reading for the last Ozzy and Black Sabbath concert, a weird light burn in his head... so... maybe is the truth? He doesnt know... just a parodie.. or what, anyway, use pampers, dont shit your pants... and please stop the war, throw used and full pampers at your enemy, not bombs..... [Intro] OHHHH YEAHHHHH!!! Still standing, still screaming! And I won't pay for this bloody madness!!! [Verse 1] I wake up in horror, check my bank and I weep They’ve taken my fortune, they’ve bled me too deep They say, ā€œOzzy, you need it,ā€ but I know the truth Those bloody Pampers will drain me in my youth [Pre-Chorus] I don’t care if they say it’s just the way life goes I need my cash for drugs and rock ā€˜n’ roll! [Chorus] Where’s my bloody money? Not for staying dry I need my whiskey, not some nappies on my thighs I wanna raise hell, scream into the night Not stay sober in some pants that fit too tight [Verse 2] The chemist is laughing as he robs me blind I shout, ā€œYou bastard, gimme something for my mind!ā€ My liver’s in ruin, but my soul’s still free Who decided I should live like this at seventy-three?! [Pre-Chorus] I don’t care if they say it’s just the way life goes I need my cash for drugs and rock ā€˜n’ roll! [Chorus] Where’s my bloody money? Not for staying dry I need my whiskey, not some nappies on my thighs I wanna raise hell, scream into the night Not stay sober in some pants that fit too tight [Bridge] AAAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!! You’ll never take me alive! Where are my mushrooms?! Where the hell’s my gin?! [Guitar Solo] šŸŽøšŸ”„ (Zakk Wylde melting faces with a wah-drenched solo, wild bends, and shredding madness) [Outro] And if I fall, I’ll fall in style Not in some care home, but pissed up on an amplifier So keep your bloody Pampers, your bills and your pain Ozzy walks into the night, ready to burn agaaaaaain!!! [Guitar Solo] [Outro] And if I fall, I’ll fall in style Not in some care home, but pissed up on an amplifier So keep your bloody Pampers, your bills and your pain Ozzy walks into the night, ready to burn agaaaaaain!!!