[Intro – Spoken / Goofy Intensity] Ya ever roll into a bar that feels wrong? Yeah… that’s where it all went sideways. [Verse 1 – Gritty Melodic Shout Dust in my lungs, sweat on my brow, Angel on my left, demons right now, Neon flicker, jukebox screams, Whiskey wings and bad man dreams. Cheap perfume and teeth that shine, Smile’s too wide — I missed the sign, One shot, two shots, make it four, The floorboards opened like a trapdoor! [Pre-Chorus – Gang Chants / Call & Response] “What’s the worst that could go wrong?” EVERYTHING, mate — sing along! [Chorus – Melodic / Catchy Hook] We came for peace, we left in pieces, Barroom saints and shattered leases, Raise a glass, it’s six feet deep, We laugh too loud so we don’t scream! [Breakdown – Heavy / Comedy Chaos] Here comes the bite, there goes the band, DJ’s head in the drummer’s hand, Blood on tap, the floorboards quake, Barkeep’s grin’ll make your soul break! (Shouted) WHO NEEDS COFFIN NAILS WHEN YOU’VE GOT TEQUILA?! [Bridge – Clean Vocals / Cowboy Lament] Runnin’ from the light, crawlin’ through dawn, Skin feels cold, but the night goes on, Some call it sin — I call it Tuesday, Guess I’ll never learn the safe way. [Final Chorus – Full Send / Massive Energy] We came for peace, we left in pieces, Still alive on broken leases, When the sun hits red, I’ll make my stand, Ain’t no rest in no man’s land! [Outro – Spoken / Silly Whisper] Next round’s on me… If we make it through last call.