[scatting] [Verse 1] I walk into the party ten minutes late (Okay fine… more like forty-eight) I hug you way too long and stand way too near then I ask, “So how much do you make a year?” You start a story— I jump right in “Oh that’s NOTHING, let me begin!” You climbed a hill? I climbed Mount Everest. With one leg. Blindfolded. its true [Pre-Chorus] I’m checkin’ my phone while you’re mid-sentence Nodding like I’m showin’ repentance You say, “Are you even listening?” I say, “Yeah yeah yeah— wait, what were you saying?” [Chorus] I’m socially unacceptable! Chronically late and uncorrectable! I hijack, one-up, ask overshare, Ask you if you’re pregnant— I DON’T CARE! I talk too much, or not at all, Stand too close in the bathroom stall, If manners were a sport, — I'd slam into a wall! [Verse 2] I turn your convo into an interview: “So where you from? And why? And who?” “What’s your trauma? Your Life History?” “Rank your exes from best to worst, okay?” Or maybe I just say nothing at all, Blank-faced like drywall. You say, “Tell me about yourself!” I whisper, “I… once hit the help! [Pre-Chorus 2] Ignore your crossed arms, glazed-over stare, Keep talkin’ though you’re gasping for air. You slowly back away from me— I follow like it’s destiny. [Chorus] I’m socially unacceptable! Digital habits disrespectable! Scroll-scroll-scroll while you confide, Argue with strangers online worldwide! I never send a thank-you note, I chew too loud and I clear my throat, I Leave a mess and then I gloat— “Wasn’t me!” (It’s on my coat.) [Bridge – Dramatic Breakdown] Oops, I hit “Reply All” once again, Sent that rant to my own best friend… Who I was ranting about. Oops, I complimented weight loss too— Turns out it was just the flu. Oops, I asked, “When’s the baby due?” There is no baby. There never was a baby. (she was just fat) [Guitar interlude] [Verse 3 – Fast & Chaotic] I Cancel you in the first hello, Make assumptions about you like a pro. Fidget, hover, dominate, Or disappear and marinate. Post a selfie, ignore replies, Start a comment war for exercise. Leave the table mid-meal break, Use your charger that’s not mine to take. [Final Chorus – Bigger, Louder] I’m socially unacceptable! Boundary lines undetectable! Overshare and underthink, Forget deodorant— WHAT’S THAT SMELL?! I’m interrupting— sorry, wait— Actually no, let me elaborate— On why my story’s far more great— [talking] “…Oh. Were you talking?” [Outro – Soft Acoustic] Maybe I should try to learn Take my turn and not just burn Every bridge from here to Rome… …But first let me check my phone. and ignore you I'm going to ignore you once again!!! [epic instrumental] 📱
