[NDC] Scoot or Be Plundered

Nordic Discord Challenge Genre: Happy Hardcore Theme: E-Scooters Lyrics: Charge the batteries, take the loot Pirates ride, we don't commute We set sail at dawn on a fleet of rentals Electric steeds with questionable pedals The townsfolk scream as we roll on through ’Cause nothing’s more feared than a pirate crew On scooters that beep when you move Yo‑ho, yo‑ho, we’re the terrors of the street With helmets on crooked and parrots on the seat We pillage the bike lanes, we plunder the square Our scooters go "beep-beep" but we don’t care Yo-ho, yo-ho, scoot or be plundered Left! Right! Left! Right! Scooters ready for a fight Beep! Beep! - Clear the way Pirates scootin' night and day Our captain shouts, “Full speed ahead” But the battery’s dying, the light’s gone red We try to look fierce as we glide uphill But the scooters slow down like they’ve lost the will A seagull laughs, that bird’s a jerk We used to sail the seven seas Now we’re dodging toddlers and lime-green trees We traded our ship for a QR code And now we’re the shame of the pirate road Scan the code, claim the steed Scootin' is our pirate creed No more sails, no more oars We ride electric to the shores Full charge or full chaos Left! Right! Left! Right! Scooters ready for a fight Beep! Beep! - Clear the way Pirates scootin' night and day Yo‑ho, yo‑ho, we’re the scourge of the town Till the scooters shut off and the whole crew goes down We’ll conquer again once our rides recharge ’Cause piracy’s hard when your battery’s at large Yo-ho, yo-ho, fear the eco-friendly fleet Scoot or die! Scoot or die! Pirates never walk, we fly Scoot or die! Scoot or die! See you in the bike lane - Aye!